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  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
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  Upon hearing this, Satan laughed, and said, "Where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
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  The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter....
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  "What do you want said the lawyer?" "I am going to give you all the money you can ever spend in exchange for your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of your children," said the devil....
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  St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "What! An Engineer!...
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  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
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  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....