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  "What do you want said the lawyer?" "I am going to give you all the money you can ever spend in exchange for your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of your children," said the devil....
• A young attorney was not getting many clients and was afraid that his career was going nowhere.
  All of a sudden, Satan appeared and said, "I've got a deal for you....
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• BATS This one bat returned from a long hard day's work of collecting blood.
  Upon his return to the bat cave, he proceeded to hang from his perch whereupon a group of his friends noticed the blood from around his mouth....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• Unknown Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction....
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  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...