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• Q. Why does an Englishman close his eyes when he has sex?
  A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman dissapointed !...
• WHY ASK WHY?? (Two guys sitting at a bar, asking each other strange questions.
  After each question, answer appears on screen. Ladies, PLEASE don't flame me too much for this one....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
  I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
  Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
• MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
  I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....
• An aggie goes into a bar. He orders two beers, drinks one and pours the other one on his hand.
  He orders two more , drinks one and pours the other on his hand....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....