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• Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
• Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque? A: Because the beans slip through the grill
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• Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que? A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.
• Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? So they can take a bubble bath at night.