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• HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
  2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the numbers change....
• The Fortune Telling Scale: A nun was going to Chicago.
  She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight....
• Yo Mama is so fat she doesn't have a waist, it's an equator.
  Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family....
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• My ex-wife was so ugly that after we got divorced, she got a job in prison curing sex offenders.
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• Blond Removing The Dents A blond left her car out in a hail storm.
  When the storm was over she checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents....
• This guy's sister wus soooo ugly... Well, how ugly wuz she?
  She wuz soooo ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out....