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• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• It's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
• My girlfriend is so fat ("HOW FAT IS SHE?"), that when she sits on my motorcycle, you can't hear the engine!
• HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
  2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the numbers change....
• It ain't over 'till the fat lady sings!!
• She's so fat, she's going to collapse into a black hole ...
• Yo Mama is so fat she doesn't have a waist, it's an equator.
  Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family....
• She was so fat and ugly that she got on the scale and a card came out reading, "One at a time!
• picture Rodney D. saying this) Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet seat up!
  I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom....