Blond Removing The Dents A Blond Left Her Car Out In A Hail Storm.

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Blond Removing The Dents
A blond left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over she
checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. She went to
the local garage and inquired how to fix the problem. The mechanic told her
to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would be removed.
She took the car home parked it and proceeded to blow on the pipe.
Another blond came by and inquired what she was doing, she told her she was
blowing on the tailpipe to remove the dents.
The other blond responded, "That's not going to work unless you roll up the
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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show
her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work,
she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the
task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket
and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok.
She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they