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  God yells down at him and says, "Hey, Adam...how was it?...
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....
• He's dead, Jim - grab his wallet!
• He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
• He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet.
• He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I'll get his wallet!
• He's dead Jim You grab the Tricorder I'll take his walle
• Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
  When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs to put in the hammer....
• It's Chekov... He's RED, Jim!