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• He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
• He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I'll get his wallet!
• He's dead, Jim - grab his wallet!
• He's dead Jim You grab the Tricorder I'll take his walle
• Seen on a T-shirt on a recent trip to Cancun, Mexico
  HE'S DEAD JIM QUICK! YOU GRAB HIS TRICORDER! I'LL GRAB HIS WALLET!...
• One night our friend, lets call him Jim, was out on the town.
  It was one of those nights when it was raining and he was _forced_ into a Pub for shelter....
• It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
• My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of his favorite song.
  After he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet....
• A guy was in a record store to buy a 45-rpm record of his favorite song.
  After he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet....