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He's Dead Jim You Grab The Tricorder I'll Take His Walle
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He's dead Jim You grab the Tricorder I'll take his wallet
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He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
Seen on a T-shirt on a recent trip to Cancun, Mexico
HE'S DEAD JIM QUICK! YOU GRAB HIS TRICORDER! I'LL GRAB HIS WALLET!...
He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I'll get his wallet!
He's dead, Jim - grab his wallet!
He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet.
One night our friend, lets call him Jim, was out on the town.
It was one of those nights when it was raining and he was _forced_ into a Pub for shelter....
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
Jim, you don't ask GOD for his ID!