Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation. They
worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company.
The boss was forced to lay people off until it he got to Jack and
Jill's department. Jack was on his coffee break, so the boss told
"I'm sorry, Jill. But I'm gonna have to lay you or Jack off."
"Well I'm sorry too," replied Jill. You're gonna have to
jack off cause I have a headache!"