Jack and Jill went up the hill,
They each had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down and she had $2.50.
They each had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down and she had $2.50.
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They each had a quarter
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into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going
to have to lay either Jack or Jill off
He really couldn't decide which one to lay off because... - Jack + Jill are married and love each other.
Jack from time to time thinks Jill has affairs
with Tom
Dick, or Harry, but he is wrong. Jack's best friend... - What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"?
A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?)
What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser... - Jack & Jill, pail of water
Riiiiight..... - A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer
In a quandary the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch... - Off in the hill country the old man was sitting on his porch with his shotgun
across his knees waiting for his three daughters' dates to come pick them up
The first one came and said to him, "Hello, I'm Bill... - Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation
They worked there for about half a year until hard...
