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• A young man returned from a dance at a coastal resort.
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• Pollock goes into store and ask clerk for a link of Polish Sausage.
  The clerk ask him if he is polish and this makes him angry as hell so he ask the clerk if he would have asked him if he were Italian if he had ordered Italian sausage....
• Regarding the abortion controversy, someone once asked Quayle his opinion of Rowe vs.
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• A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
  "Who died?" he asked a nearby local. "I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin....
• An anthropologist was deep in the Amazon jungle. He and his native guide stopped at a remote village.
  As they were drinking water from gourds, the anthropologist saw a beautiful young girl walk out of a hut....
• A man was flying on a plane when he noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him.
  She was wearing a "NAA" button. "What's that?" he asked....