A man was flying on a plane when he noticed a beautiful woman sitting
next to him. She was wearing a "NAA" button. "What's that?" he asked.
"Nymphomaniacs Association of America" she replied.
"Tell me, is it true that blacks have the biggest pricks?"
"No, it's the indians. They're better hung than anybody."
"Is it true that Italians are the best lovers?"
"No, the Jews. Once they start they can go all night."
"What's you name?" he asked.
"Sue" she replied, "what's yours?"
"Solomon Running Bear"
next to him. She was wearing a "NAA" button. "What's that?" he asked.
"Nymphomaniacs Association of America" she replied.
"Tell me, is it true that blacks have the biggest pricks?"
"No, it's the indians. They're better hung than anybody."
"Is it true that Italians are the best lovers?"
"No, the Jews. Once they start they can go all night."
"What's you name?" he asked.
"Sue" she replied, "what's yours?"
"Solomon Running Bear"
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