A young man returned from a dance at a coastal resort. He was
sporting a huge black eye. When asked if he had run into a door,
he replied he had been struck by the beauty of the place.
sporting a huge black eye. When asked if he had run into a door,
he replied he had been struck by the beauty of the place.
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