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  His friends plead with him to let them take him home....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• The owner of a travelling circus was down on his luck and close to bank- ruptcy, when he decided that the only way to increase attendance was to find a great act that couldn't be topped.
  Since his lion tamer had quit, he put an ad in the local paper for a replacement, requesting that all applicants come to the circus the next day to audition....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• After his death, a man found himself in hell being led by a demon to the place where he would stoka a fire throughout eternity.
  As he walked, he noticed a man, whom he knew had been a lawyer on earth, making passionate love to a beautiful and voluptuous woman....
• Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer --------------------------------------------- When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M
  3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures....