A little old Jewish man and women are discussing marriage.
They spend hour upon hour talking about their likes and
dislikes. He likes Mogan David, she likes sherry. They both
prefer a quiet time at home...together. He wants to leave his
estate to his kids and she agrees that since her dearly
departed husband left her well off and she wants to leave it to
her kids. After several hours they have exhausted every
possible subject and are pretty well agreed and comfortably
compatible.
"You know, Irving" she said "There is one subject we haven't
talked about. Sex!"
"Not to worry Martha! With me that's infrequently."
"Just one more question, Irving. Is that one word or two?"
Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while hen leave to chat
with a college drinking buddy -2
Named Tiffany -4
Tiffany is a dancer -6
Tiffany has implants -8
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly +1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the old ball and chain"
and pat her on the rump -5
When she points out a hot-looking woman and asks if you think
she's pretty, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as pretty as you" +1
When she points to a woman and asks if you think she's pretty, you say,
"Yeah, but don't worry, she's lousy in bed" -6
That woman is her sister -90
You have one drink, and that's it 0
You have more than a few and perform the tango with a poodle....
