A little old Jewish man and women are discussing marriage.
They spend hour upon hour talking about their likes and
dislikes. He likes Mogan David, she likes sherry. They both
prefer a quiet time at home...together. He wants to leave his
estate to his kids and she agrees that since her dearly
departed husband left her well off and she wants to leave it to
her kids. After several hours they have exhausted every
possible subject and are pretty well agreed and comfortably
compatible.
"You know, Irving" she said "There is one subject we haven't
talked about. Sex!"
"Not to worry Martha! With me that's infrequently."
"Just one more question, Irving. Is that one word or two?"
They spend hour upon hour talking about their likes and
dislikes. He likes Mogan David, she likes sherry. They both
prefer a quiet time at home...together. He wants to leave his
estate to his kids and she agrees that since her dearly
departed husband left her well off and she wants to leave it to
her kids. After several hours they have exhausted every
possible subject and are pretty well agreed and comfortably
compatible.
"You know, Irving" she said "There is one subject we haven't
talked about. Sex!"
"Not to worry Martha! With me that's infrequently."
"Just one more question, Irving. Is that one word or two?"
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