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• Q: How do you get four gays on a bar stool? A: Turn it upside-down.
• There was a pod of whales in the water. One whale spotted a boat.
  He said to his buddy, "That's the boat that killed Moby Dick!...
• Q: How do you get down from an elephant? A: You don't, you get down from a duck.
• Q: How many times have you comitted suicide? A: Four times.
• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• Did you hear about the whale found on the beach? I was listening on the radio the other day when I heard that the Sea World veternarian had deter- mined the cause of death to be AIDS.
  The vet said that he couldn't figure out how a whale had come down with such a disease....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas... On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me
  TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note), TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping, NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression, EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans, SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands, SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products, FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE...