Did you hear about the whale found on the beach? I was listening on the
radio the other day when I heard that the Sea World veternarian had deter-
mined the cause of death to be AIDS. The vet said that he couldn't figure
out how a whale had come down with such a disease. The only conclusion he
could draw was that it must have been rammed by a ferry ...
radio the other day when I heard that the Sea World veternarian had deter-
mined the cause of death to be AIDS. The vet said that he couldn't figure
out how a whale had come down with such a disease. The only conclusion he
could draw was that it must have been rammed by a ferry ...
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