There Was A Pod Of Whales In The Water. One Whale Spotted A Boat.

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There was a pod of whales in the water. One whale spotted a boat. He said
to his buddy, "That's the boat that killed Moby Dick!" "You know," said the
other whale, "I know how we can get back at them ... All we do is swim down
deep and come up under them and give them a good blow of water!" So the
whales went deep down into the water, came up under the ship, and gave a
good blow. The ship went up in the air and came crashing down - making the
sailors fall into the water. The first whale said to the second, "Now we can
eat the sailors!" The second whale replied, "Look, I don't mind giving a good
blow, but I refuse to eat sea men!"