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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: anonymous@erehwon.UUCP
Subject: Collection of Shuttle Jokes
Keywords: sick, racist, funny, heard it
Date: 5 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT

[ This is a collection of the better shuttle jokes, much later. You
may well have heard of these. THere are more, but I'm not posting them.
As usual, do not send any extras to me, and since the submitter asked to
be anonymous, you can't send to him either. ]


Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right.

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
A: "What's this button do?"

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?
A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish".

Q: What was the Shuttle's last transmission?
A: "I said BUD LITE!".

Q: What does NASA stand for?
A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts
A2: Need Another Shuttle Also
A3: Chicken Kiev

Q: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?
A: They didn't know it was going to blow up.

Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP.

Q: When the next shuttle launches into space, what will the senior
controller say?
A: "72, 73, 74 BOOM! - Just kidding guys!"

Q: What do Playtex tampon users and Christa McAuliffe have in common?
A: They both should have stayed on the pad.

Q: What does a sea lion, the space shuttle and Tylenol have in common?
A: They're all looking for a tight seal.

Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagon?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

Q: Why did the board of education recommended posthumously taking away
McAuliffe's teaching certificate?
A: She set a bad example by blowing up in front of her students.

Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be
a naval officer?
A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll
have a rated officer onboard.

Q: What do Christa McAuliffe and Donna Rice have in common.
A: They both went down on the challenger.

Q: Did you hear that they are sending up another teacher on the next
shuttle mission?
A: She's going to be a substitute.

Q: Did you hear that the first civilian on the shuttle is no longer
an English teacher?
A: Now she's history.