I Never Met A Man Will Rogers Didn't Like.
I never met a man Will Rogers didn't like.
Will Rogers never met Saddam Hussein.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like.
A FEW LESSER KNOWN FAMOUS QUOTES Here is a list of famous quotes and words of wisdom developed by the engineers from the (now defunct) Salt Lake City Operation of Hewlett-Packard.
Over a period of several days they slowly appeared on a centrally located white-board....
A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.
What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man replied, "I want a $...
What's old wrinkled and smells like Ginger Rogers? Fred Astair's face.
Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
Like I said, It never hurts to ask!
The Night Train A man and an attractive woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the woman on the lower bunk, the man on the top....