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• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
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• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• There was a young lady at sea Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee.
  "I see," said the mate, "That accounts for the state Of the captain, the purser, and me....
• At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over.
  "What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts....
• I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
• As I said before, I never repeat myself.