Guy Says To His Friend, "My Wife Says Your Head Feels Just Like Her Ass.
Guy says to his friend, "My wife says your head feels just like
her ass." Friend reaches up, feels his head and says, "You know,
A bald guy was talking to a friend. He said his wife had been kidding him that his bald head felt just like her ass.
The friend reached out and rubbed his head, nodded wisely and said, "You know, she's right!...
Guy is in a bar and he sees a couple of women. One is absolutely stunning and the other one is just a dog.
As he is eyeing the foxy chick and getting nowhere her friend walks up to him....
A couple has a male friend from visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from traveling.
Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning....
This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
10. Hot Buttered Elves 9. Santa's Magic Lap 8. Babes in Boyland 7.
Crisco Kringle 6. Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia 5....
How about the smart ass who runs his hand over your bald spot and sez
"Ooohhhh How Smooooth. It feels like my wife's ass!...
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
A guy and his friend are killed in a car accident. They both arrive at the pearly gates together.
Saint Peter first guides the one man to a stunning blond woman and says "she is your partner for eternity....