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• in the mid-80s, there were 2 rich men who were constantly arguing over the purpose of the head on a man's penis.
  one man insisted that it was for the pleasure of the man, and the other insisted that it was for the pleasure of the woman....
• Guy says to his friend, "My wife says your head feels just like her ass.
  Friend reaches up, feels his head and says, "You know, she's right!...
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• 5000 years ago Moses said, "Pack up you camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I will lead you to the promised land.
  5000 years later, F. D. Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass and light up a camel, this is the promised land....
• After a saturday night out, a guy comes home bringing a new 'acquaintance' with him.
  The guy opens the door and leads his female companion into the living room....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• One day, an old French sausage maker whose sausages were renowned worldwide decided the time had come for him to retire
  but as the business had been in his family for generations and wanted to keep it so, he was keen his not too bright only son and heir take over the running....