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• Jack and Jill went up the hill, They each had a buck and a quarter.
  Jill came down and she had $2.50....
• Jack & Jill, pail of water,...Riiiiight...
• Jack + Jill are married and love each other. Jack from time to time thinks Jill has affairs with Tom, Dick, or Harry, but he is wrong.
  Jack's best friend is John. John's wife leaves him, and Jack invites John to stay with him + Jill....
• Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going to have to lay either Jack or Jill off.
  He really couldn't decide which one to lay off because they were both really good workers....
• What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
  ). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
• Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation.
  They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company....
• A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
  In a quandary the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?...
• Off in the hill country the old man was sitting on his porch with his shotgun across his knees waiting for his three daughters' dates to come pick them up.
  The first one came and said to him, "Hello, I'm Bill....