Q: What Do You Get When You Mix Vodka And Milk Of Magnesia? A: A Phillips Screwdriver!
Q: What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia?
A: A Phillips Screwdriver!
Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?...
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk.
What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
Q: What's Green and red and goes a thousand miles an hour?
A: A frog in a blender. Q: What do you get when you add milk?...
What do you get if you mix an Aggie and a Mexican? A guy that spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A: About half way.