Some clever thoughts...
"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could
it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the
universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint
you will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland