Q: What's Green And Red And Goes A Thousand Miles An Hour?

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Q: What's Green and red and goes a thousand miles an hour?
A: A frog in a blender.

Q: What do you get when you add milk?
A: Frog-nog.

Q: What happens when you drink Frog-nog?
A: You croak.

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