Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover drove her,
Because Rover had a bone of his own!
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover drove her,
Because Rover had a bone of his own!
Related:
- Old Mother Hubbord went to the cubbord to get her poor dog a bone;
When she bent over rover came over and gave her a... - Old Mother Hubbord went to the cubbord to get her poor daughter a dress;
When she got there the cubbard was bare and so was... - Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me... - Various Ways To Say "Having Sex"
Bang
Be the rug doctor
Beaver shooting
Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen
Bend her over and load her like a shotgun
Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out
Bite the bearded clam
Bob the knob
Boink
Bone Smuggling
Bopping
Bottom knockin'
Bounce the Brillo
Break her open like a shotgun
Buff the helmet
Buffing
Bumping uglies
Bury the hatchet
Butter her muffin
Carpet munching
Check her oil
Clean the carpet
Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking
Cuttin' a slice
Dance the buttock jig
Dent the egg
Dip your wick
Do it
Do the horizontal mambo
Do the Wild Thing
Doing it
Doing the nasty
Dueling Bedsprings
Eat at the Y
Feed the bear
Fenorking
Fit pipe
Flat Dancing
Fooling around
Fuck
Get a leg over
Get your bone honed
Get your noodle wet
Gettin' Busy
Getting you ashes hauled
Getting your bunny boiled
Getting your canoe shellacked
Getting your horns filed
Getting your weiner wet
Give her the time
Giving her a pearl necklace
Go like a rat up a rhododendron
Goin' horizontal
Hammerin'
Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck)
He hasn't had his tires rotated in months
Hide and shriek
Hide the HotDog
Hide the sausage
Hiding the salami
Hobble
Hose
I wanna bust that body
I'm having lunch at the Y.
It's a box lunch - furburgers! I'm so horny the crack... - Impure Mathematix
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Wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue,
young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that... - Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to
be different,
so I called my dog "Sex." I found out that "Sex" ... - Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you,
the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings... - Around Holiday time we all get to see the family and pass on lore and gossip.
One day a little girl was watching her mother make... - When Polly got home that night, her mother noticed that she was
no longer piecewise continuous,
but had been truncated in several places. But, it...
From the same category:
- This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in
her foot.
The further she walked, the more sore it got. After... - What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
Chain Saw:
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can... - This guy has been feeling really bad for about 3 weeks
so he goes to see his doctor.
The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what you've... - How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find... - How many netters does it take to submit a light b%ulb joke?
1000. One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How...
