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Old Mother Hubbard, Went To The Cupboard, To Get Her Poor Dog A Bone.

Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover drove her,
Because Rover had a bone of his own!

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