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  When she bent over rover came over and gave her a bone of his own....
• The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
  She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
• A woman was unable to conceive, so she went to her doctor.
  The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings....
• A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.
  The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for her....
• Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the cupboard, To get her poor dog a bone.
  When she bent over, Rover drove her, Because Rover had a bone of his own!...
• She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
• She was just a moonshiners daughter but I love her still
• One night a travelling salesman found that he had stayed on the road too long, and that he was stranded in the middle farm country with no place to sleep.
  Naturally, he sought refuge at the nearest farm house....
• 58 There was a young lady of Lee Who scrambled up into a tree, When she got there Her arsehole was bare, And so was her K U N T.