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  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• Rhodes Tailor Shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we well execute customers in strict rotation.
• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• THE EXPERIMENT A Pollack, a German and an Iraqi, all volunteer for a scientific experiment to determine ethnic variation in odor tolerance!
  The three are locked into a well-heated pig-pen with four pigs who have been fed a steady diet of All-Bran and Ex-Lax....
• After many years of study, two orthodox rabbanical students graduated from the seminary, and were told to get black suits and go into the world.
  One said that his uncle Pincus, the tailor, would give them a great deal, so they went to see him....
• The Mirror A brunette, redhead, and a blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.
  After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room....
• Two construction workers were working on the 58th floor of a new high-rise.
  One of them looked at the other and said, "I'll be right back - I have to go take a piss....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor.
  After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them...