A Pollack was in the tailor shop lookin at his new suit in
a three-way mirror. The tailor said.."Well, what do you
think of it?" "Great, the Pollack said, I'll take all
three of them."
a three-way mirror. The tailor said.."Well, what do you
think of it?" "Great, the Pollack said, I'll take all
three of them."
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