Rhodes Tailor Shop: Order Your Summers Suit. Because Is Big Rush We Well Execute Customers In Strict Rotation.
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Rhodes Tailor Shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we well execute customers in strict rotation.
A Pollack was in the tailor shop lookin at his new suit in a three-way mirror.
The tailor said.."Well, what do you think of it?...
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
A man suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes to the pet store to shop for a parrot.
He sees quite an assortment for sale for $500 to $...
If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND 1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines.
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out....
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
POLICIES AND PROCEDURES MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES - NEW COMPANY POLICIES
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness....
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma Dilbert is your hero Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than someone else who is reading a John Grisham novel People groan at the party when you pick out the music The blinking 12...
Dumb & Dumber ** A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants....