The Mirror
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and
relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit
the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance
who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you
will be awarded with a wish.
But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the
mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette
said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was
surrounded by a pile of money.
The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three"
and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked
into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the
mirror.
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and
relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit
the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance
who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you
will be awarded with a wish.
But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the
mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette
said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was
surrounded by a pile of money.
The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three"
and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked
into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the
mirror.
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