A polish guy walked into a store and said to the clerk,

A polish guy walked into a store and said to the clerk, "I would like to buy
a pound of kielbasa." "You must be polish," the clerk replied. The polish
guy, getting a little irritated, responded, "Why do you say that? If I
ordered pasta would you say I was Italian?" "No," said the clerk. "If I
ordered matzoh ball soup, would you say I was jewish?" "No," said the clerk.
"If I ordered a crossaint, would you say I was french?" "No," said the clerk.
"Then what makes you think I'm polish?" "Because this is a hardware store."

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