A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter for Polish Ham.

A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter
for Polish Ham.

The storekeeper asks him, "Are you Polish?"

The man is insulted. "If I came in here and asked for French
bread, would you have asked me if I was French? If I had asked
for German Bratwurst, would you have asked me if I was German?
If I had asked for Swiss Cheese, would you have asked me if I was
Swiss? If I had asked for Spanish peanuts, would you have asked
me if I was Spanish? ... So why did you ask me if I was Polish?!"

The clerk replied,

"Well, sir, this is a hardware store."

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