A Man Went Into A Drug Store And Asked The Clerk: "Do You Have Cotton Balls?
A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you
have cotton balls?" "No you idiot!", said the clerk,
"What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!
A man walks into the chemist's: "Have you got cotton wool balls?
Assistant: "What do you think I am, a teddy bear?...
A polish guy walked into a store and said to the clerk, "I would like to buy a pound of kielbasa.
You must be polish," the clerk replied. The polish guy, getting a little irritated, responded, "Why do you say that?...
True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....
A man went into a drug store and asked for some liniment.
"Walk this way" said the clerk. The man said: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the liniment"!...
Blind Man A blind man and his guide dog went into a department store to do some shopping.
all of a sudden, the man picked his dog up by the tail and started swinging him around in circles....
One day, a lady walked into a Sears store and asked for a hinge for her door.
Do you want a screw for this hinge?" inquired the clerk....
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....
A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter for Polish Ham.
The storekeeper asks him, "Are you Polish?...