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• A polish guy walked into a store and said to the clerk, "I would like to buy a pound of kielbasa.
  You must be polish," the clerk replied. The polish guy, getting a little irritated, responded, "Why do you say that?...
• True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
  As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....
• A man went into a drug store and asked for some liniment.
  "Walk this way" said the clerk. The man said: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the liniment"!...
• Blind Man A blind man and his guide dog went into a department store to do some shopping.
  all of a sudden, the man picked his dog up by the tail and started swinging him around in circles....
• One day, a lady walked into a Sears store and asked for a hinge for her door.
  Do you want a screw for this hinge?" inquired the clerk....
• A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
  He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....
• A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter for Polish Ham.
  The storekeeper asks him, "Are you Polish?...