As I Was Sitting In The Gutter, Thinking Thoughts I Could Not Utter.
As I was sitting in the gutter,
Thinking thoughts I could not utter..
I thought I heard a passing lady say:
"You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses."
And with that the pig got up and walked away.
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
This drunk was sitting on a bar stool when this lady walked in carrying a duck under her arm.
Drunk said, "Where'd you get that pig?" Lady said, "That's no pig, it's a duck....
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