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• A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.
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• 169 A mathematician named Hall Had a hexhedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker, plus eight, Was four fifths of five eighths of fuck-all.
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  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
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  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Peter Marshall's List of Favorite Answers From "Hollywood Squares".
  .. -According to Movie Life Magazine, Ann Margaret would like to start having babies, soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....