A Man Went Into A Drug Store And Asked For Some Liniment.
A man went into a drug store and asked for some liniment.
"Walk this way" said the clerk. The man said: "If I could
walk that way, I wouldn't need the liniment"!
A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...
Sign from above... A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her....
Blind Man A blind man and his guide dog went into a department store to do some shopping.
all of a sudden, the man picked his dog up by the tail and started swinging him around in circles....
A blind guy walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog and, for no apparent reason, grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the poor mutt around and around.
A clerk rushes over to the man to see if he could help....
MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
A Blonde Finds Work... Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.
She decide to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman....
When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
Quick Thinker There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce....
Some things to think about... ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there....