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• A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
  No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...
• Sign from above... A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus.
  She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her....
• Blind Man A blind man and his guide dog went into a department store to do some shopping.
  all of a sudden, the man picked his dog up by the tail and started swinging him around in circles....
• A blind guy walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog and, for no apparent reason, grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the poor mutt around and around.
  A clerk rushes over to the man to see if he could help....
• MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
  I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
• A Blonde Finds Work... Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.
  She decide to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• Quick Thinker There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
  One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce....
• Some things to think about... ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there....