One day, a lady walked into a Sears store and asked for a hinge for her door.

One day, a lady walked into a Sears store and asked for a hinge for her
door. "Do you want a screw for this hinge?" inquired the clerk. The lady
looked around the store and replied, "No, but I'll screw you for that
oven ..."

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