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• A lady goes into a hardware store and asks for a hinge.
  The man at the counter gets one for her and asks "Do you want a screw for that hinge?...
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
  As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....
• Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.
  1)"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok....
• MEGA MORON AWARDS Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
  A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change....
• A polish guy walked into a store and said to the clerk, "I would like to buy a pound of kielbasa.
  You must be polish," the clerk replied. The polish guy, getting a little irritated, responded, "Why do you say that?...
• A LADY GETS INTO A CAB IN N.Y.C. STARK NAKED AND ASKS THE CABBY TO TAKE HER TO 46TH & 8TH AV.
  HE SAYS,"LADY HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THIS?" SHE SAYS,"WITH THIS!...
• A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
  No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...
• it is alive The old lady who lived next door to my grandmother was a known lush around town and liked to call the police if my granny's dog was loose.
  One rainy day granny and I were sitting on the porch watching the rain and waiting for the dog to finish his "business"....