A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you
have cotton balls?" "No you idiot!", said the clerk,
"What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!
have cotton balls?" "No you idiot!", said the clerk,
"What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!
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