Some things to think about...
** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
** If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
** Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
** If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
** I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole time."
** So what's the speed of dark?
** How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees?
And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?
** After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of
** Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
** If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
** I just got skylights put in my place.
The people who live above me are furious.
** Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
** Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
** When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's 3.95 per min.
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...