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  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
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  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
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• Joe's Accident... Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe....
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• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
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