Sign From Above... A Lady About Seven Months Pregnant Got On A Bus.

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Sign from above...
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This
time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the
driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked
the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor,
it was like this, When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice
her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are
coming" and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. Then she
placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick"
and I could hardly control myself.
BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident." I laughed out loud.
"Case Dismissed" said the Judge.