I Used To Invite This Gal To My Apartment To Help Me Make Hamburgers.
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make
I called her my grille friend!
Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
My mother-in-law kept nagging me to take her to Sea World. I called, but they don't want her.
HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
First Date Advice Things Not To Say On A First Date
1. "This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it....
elephones --- I saw a close friend of mine the other day.
.. He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want....
I can't help it, it's my nature.
I will make my day!
My mother made me a whore. (to which someone else added) If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....