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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
  She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
• Take my mother-in-law...Please!!!!!
• Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....
• Gandpa Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was as pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown up daughter Who had hair of red....
• You Might be a redneck if you understand this Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....
• I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
  I called her my grille friend!...
• The Seance For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda.
  Milty, she's a real gypsy, and she brings the voices of the dead from the other world....
• My mother made me a whore. (to which someone else added) If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?