A guy has SEVERE constipation and he goes to his docter for help.

A guy has SEVERE constipation and he goes to his docter for help. After the
doc looks him over, he prescribes some suppositories for the patiant. A week
goes by and the guy still hasn't taken a dump. The guy decides to go back to
the doctor to see what was up.
He steps into the docters office, and tell him the problem
Well, says the doc, how have you been taking the pills??
With a glass of water, what do you want me to do???? shove them up my ass?

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