Blonde#1: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! Blonde#2

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Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting
to rain and the top is down!
My back aches, my penis is sore.
I simply can't screw anymore.
I'm dripping with sweat,
And you haven't cum yet,
And my God! It's a quarter to four!

When a house burns down, it burns up.
Therefore, Up = Down.

Kid: Mommy, mommy! I don't want to go to China!
Mommy: Shut up, Kid, and put your other foot in the
CARE box.

Kid: Mommy, mommy! I don't wanna be a werewolf!
Mommy: Shut up, kid, and comb your face.

10 tell tale ways to prove that your being sexually harrassed.
1. Your boss is a man
2. He looks at you in a funny way especially when you come in late
3. He goes out of his way to say "Good Morning" when you enter the office
4. He comments on your dress in a suggestive way,
eg. "Can you please hang your coat up, I keep tripping over it"
5. He tries to engage you in improper conversation
eg. "Did you see Inspector Morse on TV last night?"
6. He makes overt gestures in your presence, such as scratching parts of
his body
eg. His head
7. Er...
8,9,10 Thats it

Two newlyweds rushed inside ther hotel room and both striped
down to the buff as newlyweds do.
The husband, attempting to lay down some guide lines for the mariage,
threw his pants at hs new wife and said,"put these pants on".
The wife responded bewilderdly, " I can't wear your pants, they're too
big". The husband smiled and said, "thats right, and I want you to remember
who wears the pants in this family". The wife immediatly threw her panties
at him and said, "put these on". The husband looked at the panties, shruged
and said, "these are too small, I can't get in your panties". The wife
turned her back to him and snaped, " thats right, and until your *@#&y attitude
changes thats the way it will stay".

How many Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE: That would be interfering with the light bulb's natural development.


My back aches, my penis is sore.
I simply can't screw anymore.
I'm dripping with sweat,
And you haven't cum yet,
And my God! It's a quarter to four!

When a house burns down, it burns up.
Therefore, Up = Down.

Kid: Mommy, mommy! I don't want to go to China!
Mommy: Shut up, Kid, and put your other foot in the
CARE box.

Kid: Mommy, mommy! I don't wanna be a werewolf!
Mommy: Shut up, kid, and comb your face.

10 tell tale ways to prove that your being sexually harrassed.
1. Your boss is a man
2. He looks at you in a funny way especially when you come in late
3. He goes out of his way to say "Good Morning" when you enter the office
4. He comments on your dress in a suggestive way,
eg. "Can you please hang your coat up, I keep tripping over it"
5. He tries to engage you in improper conversation
eg. "Did you see Inspector Morse on TV last night?"
6. He makes overt gestures in your presence, such as scratching parts of
his body
eg. His head
7. Er...
8,9,10 Thats it

Two newlyweds rushed inside ther hotel room and both striped
down to the buff as newlyweds do.
The husband, attempting to lay down some guide lines for the mariage,
threw his pants at hs new wife and said,"put these pants on".
The wife responded bewilderdly, " I can't wear your pants, they're too
big". The husband smiled and said, "thats right, and I want you to remember
who wears the pants in this family". The wife immediatly threw her panties
at him and said, "put these on". The husband looked at the panties, shruged
and said, "these are too small, I can't get in your panties". The wife
turned her back to him and snaped, " thats right, and until your *@#&y attitude
changes thats the way it will stay".

How many Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE: That would be interfering with the light bulb's natural development.


A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the
fires at Yellowstone National Park.
The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as
they battled the blaze.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it
would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything
from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos
from the air. His request was approved, and arrangements were made. He was
told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped
in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!"
The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were
in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three
low passes so I can take some pictures."
"Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and
photographers make photographs."
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered,
"You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

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