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• Q: What did they do with the dead Texan that was too big to fit in a coffin?
  A: Gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box!...
• Hear about the dead Klansman who was so big, they couldn't find a coffin large enough to hold him?
  They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box....
• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
• Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A: Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
  What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator....
• THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
  There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....