After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car
over to the curb. When he walked up to the drivers window, he was surprised to
find a very attractive redhead behind the wheel. "Ma'am," he said ."I'm afraid
we're going to have to give you a Breathalyzer test to see whether or not
you've been drinking."
The test was taken and as the officer eyed the results, he said, "Lady,
you've had a couple of stiff ones."
"That's amazing!"the girl cried."You mean it shows that,too!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...