A Cop Sees A Car Weaving All Over The Road And Pulls It Over.

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A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks
up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor
on her breath. He says, "I'm going to have to give you the breathalyzer
test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol." She blows
up the balloon and he walks over to the police car. After a couple of
minutes comes back and says, "It looks like you've had a couple of
stiff ones." She replies "You mean it shows that, too?"